"I propose 'R' movies be rated anywhere from 'R' to 'RRR'. 'The Wolf of Wall Street' had a whopping 569 f-bombs plus countless other profanities. R for single-digit profanities. RR for double-digit profanities. RRR for triple-digit profanities. No one will get my money for anything that has double- or triple-digit profanities.""To the Good Samaritan in the SUV who followed me, with flashers on, down several blocks of Abercorn Monday night near midnight as I tried to capture a runaway dog in the middle of the street: Bless you. You helped avert what might have been a catastrophe. I am so grateful to you for going above and beyond. (The dog is grateful, too!)"
"Whatever happened to 'duking it out?' Nowadays, every dispute has to be settled with a gun."
"How come weeds don't freeze?"
"The president's statement that marijuana is no worse than cigarettes or alcohol explains a lot about his policies over the last five years!"
"Motorists, please keep in mind when merging upon a freeway that vehicles presently on that freeway had the right of way and should only move over only if the adjacent lanes of traffic would allow it. Motorists entering upon the freeways do not have the right to continue without due caution."
"I can certainly understand the person that doesn't like Pooler museums and shopping centers being named after Savannah. In Bloomingdale, we have a Pooler Appliance and a Pooler Veterinary Hospital."
"Baby boomers are seniors. All senior centers have done a great job of meeting everyone's activity levels! Kudos to the centers, YMCAs, hospital exercise centers, etc."
"Why do we put people on death row if we are not going to execute them? They'll die of natural causes!"
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