"Just put the lime in the coconut and drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut and then you'll feel better."
"Why would you want any store to drop anybody? Talk about bigotry! Is there a bit of jealousy there? Phil Robertson just stated his beliefs and every person on the earth has that right."
"That bunch in Savannah is going to force that stadium and arena on y'all and leave you with the bill while they live off their fat salaries and laugh at the taxpayers!"
"Do you think those kids in Colorado are killing each other because if one 6-year-old kisses another 6-year-old's hand, it's considered sexual assault? Those people need to get real!"
"Are there any restaurants in Savannah who offer free lunches on peoples' birthday? It would be nice for seniors."
"I saw the most amazing sign. It said you could get your palm read over the telephone for $5."
"When is President Street going to be ready? It was supposed to be done in September! It's causing mass confusion in the mornings!" (Editor's note: That section of President Street is now open.)
"If you think the president signed up for Obamacare, you've got another thing coming. He is exempt from it. The taxpayers pay for his health care."
"O.C. Welch is a giant among men. Anything he decides or wants to do, I support him 110 percent. I would drive anywhere and pay any price to buy a vehicle from him because he is a civic-minded businessman who uses his heart more than his wallet. Thank you, sir, and God bless you and your family."