"I have a suggestion to avoid all the controversy on naming the bridge the Juliette Low Bridge. Why don't we just shorten it to the J-Lo Bridge?"

"People that watch Fox News scare me."

"Is Chief Lovett still in jail?"

"I want to thank you so much for the great crossword puzzles. Don't let anybody let you take them out. It doesn't take a genius to solve them, just someone who thinks it takes a genius to make them up. They are great. Keep them coming."

"Stephen Colbert on the 'Late Show' is one sick, sick person. He and Mark Streeter should become roommates; they'd get along just great."

"Inside the Mexican jumping bean was a worm, then the worm would grow into a bug or moth - I don't know what. But I don't think that is good, to be importing bugs from Mexico."

"My beautiful old Savannah, what are they doing to you? Change for the best, yes; change for change sake, no, and I feel like they are changing for change sake. OK, Savannahians, how do you feel about it?"