Vox Populi is the voice of the people. Contact savannahvox@gmail.com or 912-525-0869.

Vox Populi is the voice of the people. Contact savannahvox@gmail.com or 912-525-0869.

“You give us rednecks a role of duct tape and a pair of vice grips, and we could do things MacGyver couldn’t do.”

“The management style of the Landings Club is really more suitable for golf clubs located in Cuba, China or North Korea.”

“When are you people out there in la-la land going to stop abusing Mark Streeter? He does a good job; he’s been with the newspaper for years. Get off his back, get a life and find somebody else to abuse.”

“It’s the ones that don’t watch Fox scaring me.”

“Is there an attorney I can call to stop all the attorney commercials? They bombard us with ads suing for any and everything and try to outdo other attorneys. I would not hire an attorney that advertises on TV.”

“Since nobody’s perfect enough and history doesn’t seem to matter anymore, let’s just name the bridge the Popcor Bridge: Perpetually Offended Politically Correct. That ought to cover it all.”

“Are there any pet shops in the area that can special order house finches?”

“We need to buy Donald Trump a bracelet that says WWARPD, which stands will for What Would a Real President Do? Perhaps this will help him in his decision-making process.”

“A special thank you to my Savannah Smiles family for always treating me like a queen — your No. 1 fan, the lady in red.”