Vox Populi is the voice of the people. Contact savannahvox@gmail.com or 912-525-0869.

 

“Chocolate is the best thing since toilet paper.”

 

“Neither a liberal nor a conservative be, think for yourself and you'll always be free.”

 

“Man, you dump truck drivers are a special kind of stupid.”

 

“If I had 50 cents for every minute I have spent at the stop light on the streets that intersect Anderson and Henry, I'd be a rich woman.”

 

“Ask the city manager Hernandez, are they going to implement a pet tax next month? So if you’ve got dogs, cats and goldfish, they’re going to tax you for having them.”

 

“I miss my typewriter and I miss my telephone book.”

 

“I was just wondering if anybody out there knows how many times you would have to walk around Savannah Mall on the lower level to accumulate a mile.”

 

“The fire fee, the fire fee, was all a big prank. We found your $10 million sitting in the bank.”