"Nancy Pelosi needs about a quart of Geritol."

"As I get older, I find that gravity gets stronger and concrete gets harder."

"Whatever happened to Mexican jumping beans?"

"Does anybody know where I can get the phone number of a company called My Pillow?" (Editor's note: The company's customer service number is 1-800-308-1299.)

"Midterm elections could not come fast enough, when the Republicans keep the Senate and the House because of our great president Donald Trump."

"Wow, you say to blame Trump for everything? That's the same thing you people did when President Obama was in there. Be quiet."

"FYI: Juliette Gordon Low's mother's uncle was Union Gen. David Hunter, who captured Fort Pulaski and also achieved fame by his unauthorized 1852 order to free the slaves in three states."

"Is there any place in Savannah that recycles glass bottles or jars? I hate to throw them in the trash and have them end up in a landfill where they will last forever. Please help."

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