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Vox Populi: ‘Give me fat, give me cholesterol, give me salt, give me sugar.’

 

Vox Populi: ‘Give me fat, give me cholesterol, give me salt, give me sugar.’

20 Sep 2017

“Give me fat, give me cholesterol, give me salt, give me sugar. It may kill me, but at least I’ll die happy.”

“After a couple days in the hurricane, I got to eat some frozen food, but tonight I went out and had the best hamburger in Savannah, Ga., at The 5 Spot on Habersham Street. If you can find a better burger, buy it. So give them a try — you’ll like it.”

“During Irma’s power outage, I tried one of the crossword puzzles in the Savannah Morning News and they are difficult.”

“I know you probably won’t print this, but people ask me all the time: Aren’t you appalled by Mark Streeter cartoons? I tell them if he’ll have a drink, smoke a joint with me, then we could get along.”

“I wish the employees at the Savannah Morning News would somehow help their co-worker Streeter seek medical treatment. He seems to suffer from a fixation on President Trump. Actually I think he has a man crush on our president.”

“To the followers of Donald Duck: It’s time for he and his merry ducks to quack, quack, quack all the way to impeachment.”

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