"When Jane Fishman wrote about man buns, I thought she was talking about gluteus maximus."
"It would be so good to go to a town hall meeting and have people come to speak who have suggestions for solutions rather than just blathering on about nothing."
"For the caller who hates to pump gas: New Jersey state codes strictly prohibit self-service gas stations, in order to provide increased safety and convenience at the pump."
"I didn't know that we had Americans murdering elephants and leopards in America. I didn't even know that we had elephants and leopards in America. Where are they?"
"Taunting the president of North Korea by calling him quote 'little Rocket Man' could be the match that lights a nuclear war. Trump, shut up!'"
"OK, Stratton Leopold. When are you going to open your original store? The sign is up and we're ready."
"To the pilot flying around Pooler and making all that noise: Thank you for your service. Keep up the good work."
"I think the new name for the Talmadge Bridge should be the Bridge Over Troubled Waters."
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