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“Because of its annual parade, Macy’s is the largest consumer of helium. No. 1? U.S. government. Anyone surprised? Inflation, anyone?”


“If ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ is so bad, then why do we allow rap music to talk about men doing terrible things to women and killing cops?”


“Why do a lot of songs say that Christ was born on Christmas Day when there was no Christmas Day until Christ was born?”


“It's just maybe too cold this time of year to walk your dogs on the sidewalks and streets of Savannah, if you can't do it barefooted. You're welcome.”


“So let’s see if I got this one right: The city taxpayers are going to have to come up with another $20 million to $40 million dollars, in addition to the $142 million SPLOST money, for an arena they will never go to because of its location? You’re fired!”


“Why, when reading the obituaries, does each one say that they have ‘passed away’? If there really is a God, wouldn’t they be ‘advancing forward’?”